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What do goblins sing in the shower?
A. Spooky Tunes
B. Ghoul Rock
C. Haunted Harmony
D. Rhythm and boos.
If someone robbed you in the shower, what would you be?
A. A witness
B. Soaked
C. Robbed blind
D. An eye wetness.
Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over...Why?
A. The boat was too heavy
B. They hit a rock
C. A storm capsized it
D. Because they were all married and not single.
Why did Silly Sarah race to the bathroom?
A. She thought the tub was overflowing
B. She heard a strange noise
C. She dropped her phone
D. Her boyfriend told her he'd left a ring in the tub.
What do angels sing in the shower?
A. Gospel
B. Hymns
C. Harmony
D. Soul.
What did the faucet say to the shower?
A. Turn it down!
B. Nice spray!
C. Watch the pressure!
D. You're a big drip.
On a fine sunny day, a ship was in the harbor...What caused the ship to sink?
A. A leak in the hull
B. Rough waves
C. An anchor malfunction
D. The 'Submarine' Captain ordered the crew to dive.
What do computer programmers sing in the shower?
A. Byte Beats
B. Code Rock
C. Data Tunes
D. Disc-o.
What do bumblebees sing in the shower?
A. Buzz Tunes
B. Honey Harmony
C. Hive Beats
D. BeeBop.
What does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?
A. A hand towel
B. A bathrobe
C. A hair dryer
D. Paper towels.
Why did the shower bar turn red?
A. It got too hot
B. It was embarrassed by the joke
C. It rusted
D. Its towel fell off.
What kind of sandwich sinks to the bottom of the tub?
A. A club sandwich
B. A hero sandwich
C. A hoagie
D. A submarine sandwich!
What does a toilet with a funny accent have?
A. A speech impediment
B. Bad plumbing
C. A clogged pipe
D. Irritable vowel syndrome!
What do fathers sing in the shower?
A. Dad Rock
B. Classic Hits
C. Oldies
D. Pop.
How did the chimp fix the leaky faucet?
A. With duct tape
B. With a screwdriver
C. With his bare hands
D. With a monkey wrench.
A woman has three children: MoroEbi, MoroPet, and Laura...In what room is Laura.
A. Laura is in the bathroom
B. Laura is in her bedroom
C. Laura is not in a room
D. Laura is in WHAT ROOM.
What do you call a ghost who ran out of toilet paper?
A. A boo-boo
B. A spirit in need
C. A haunted bathroom
D. Sheet out of luck!
What do you call a person who crosses the road twice without taking a shower?
A. A jaywalker
B. A repeat offender
C. A road hog
D. A dirty double-crosser.
What did one toilet say to the other?
A. You're full of it
B. Let's flush together
C. Nice seat!
D. You look a bit flushed.
What do steel workers sing in the shower?
A. Rock and Roll
B. Iron Anthem
C. Industrial Beats
D. Heavy Metal.
Why do criminals shower so often?
A. To remove evidence
B. To relax before a crime
C. To avoid police dogs
D. They like to make a clean getaway.
Each day many people come and visit me, however, they usually only stay for a few minutes...What am I?
A. A mailbox
B. A bus stop
C. A vending machine
D. A toilet.
When you are wet and it is dry and if you use it, it becomes wet but you're completely dry. What is it?
A. A sponge
B. A blanket
C. A robe
D. The towel.
How can you make a needle float?
A. Heat the needle first
B. Use salt water only
C. Attach it to a cork
D. Take a thin piece of tissue paper and place the tissue paper under the needle before putting it in water.
The more you dry yourself with me the more I get wet. What am I?
A. A sponge
B. A napkin
C. A rag
D. A towel.
A farmer has never taken a shower in his life. He gets dirty every day...How is this possible?
A. He uses wet wipes instead
B. He showers outdoors
C. He doesn't actually get dirty
D. The farmer takes a bath every day.
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road?
A. It was too thin
B. It blew away in the wind
C. It ran out
D. Because it got stuck in the crack.
Why did the prisoner take a shower before he broke out of jail?
A. He wanted to smell nice
B. He needed to hide his scent from dogs
C. He was told to by the guards
D. He wanted to make a clean getaway
Imagine you are on a sinking raft in the middle of the Pacific with great white sharks surrounding you...How do you stop this predicament?
A. Swim to shore
B. Fight off the sharks
C. Call for help
D. Stop imagining!
What does the Easter Bunny do after it takes a shower?
A. A blow dryer
B. A towel
C. A fan
D. He uses a Hare dryer
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
A. It was pushed by the wind
B. It wanted to reach the end
C. Someone dropped it
D. To get to the bottom.
Which rock singer really, REALLY needs a shower?
A. Dirty Harry
B. Grimy Gaga
C. Filthy Fergie
D. Mud-donna.
Why do you never bring a Pokemon into the bathroom with you?
A. They're afraid of water
B. They might get electrocuted
C. They take too long
D. They might Pikachu (Peek at u).
Why didn't the skeleton use a towel?
A. He doesn't have skin to dry
B. He forgot it at home
C. He air dries faster
D. Because he always comes out bone dry.
What do you call a tree that has been TP'ed?
A. A paper tree
B. A wrapped tree
C. A prank tree
D. A toiletry.
How can people without noses smell?
A. They use their mouths
B. They can't smell at all
C. They use their eyes
D. If they don't shower.
You go in me for brushing, For flushing, For rushing; But please go in me one at a time...What am I?
A. A sink
B. A kitchen
C. A laundry room
D. A bathroom.
What gets wetter the more it dries?
A. A sponge
B. A cloth
C. A rag
D. A towel.
On a fine sunny day a ship was in the harbor. All of a sudden the ship began to sink...What caused the ship to sink?
A. A storm hit suddenly
B. It had a hole in the hull
C. It was overloaded
D. It was a Submarine.
If April showers bring may flowers, what do may flowers bring?
A. Summer heat
B. June bugs
C. Butterflies
D. Pilgrims.
What happened to Einstein when he took a shower?
A. He got a new theory
B. He lost his hair
C. He forgot his equations
D. He was brain-washed.
I am wet when drying. What am I?
A. A sponge
B. A cloth
C. A mop
D. A towel.
If two snakes marry, what will their towels say?
A. His and Hers
B. Snake and Mate
C. Coil and Curl
D. Hiss and Hers.
Answers
Rhythm and boos.Wordplay — "Rhythm and boos" sounds like "Rhythm and Blues" (R&B), with "boos" fitting a goblin's spooky nature.
An eye wetness.Wordplay — "eye wetness" sounds like "eyewitness," fitting since you'd be wet from the shower while witnessing the robbery.
Because they were all married and not single.Wordplay — none of the men "went under single" (drowned alone as bachelors); the riddle plays on the word "single" versus "married."
Her boyfriend told her he'd left a ring in the tub.Sarah misunderstands "ring around the tub," a soap stain, as a literal engagement ring, prompting her rush.
Soul.This is a loose pun on 'soul' music, playing on angels' association with the soul, though the joke's exact wordplay is fairly obscure.
You're a big drip.Wordplay — "drip" describes both a leaking faucet and an insult for an annoying or foolish person.
The 'Submarine' Captain ordered the crew to dive.As with the earlier version of this riddle, the "sinking" ship is actually a submarine intentionally diving underwater.
Disc-o.Wordplay — "Disc-o" combines a computer "disc" with the music genre "disco."
BeeBop.Wordplay — "BeeBop" combines "bee" with the music genre "bebop."
Paper towels.It's a pun on 'paper' -- since a reporter works with the paper, he dries off with paper towels.
Its towel fell off.Wordplay — like a person blushing when caught without clothes, the bar "turns red" when its towel falls off, exposing it.
A submarine sandwich!Wordplay — a "submarine" sandwich shares its name with a submarine vessel, which dives underwater.
Irritable vowel syndrome!Wordplay — "irritable vowel syndrome" sounds like "irritable bowel syndrome," a play on the toilet's bathroom connection.
Pop.Wordplay — "Pop" is both a music genre and a nickname for "father."
With a monkey wrench.Wordplay — a "monkey wrench" is a real tool name that fits a chimp, a type of monkey, fixing something.
Laura is in WHAT ROOM.Read the names aloud — "MoroEbi" sounds like "More or Bee" and "MoroPet" like "More or Pet," leading into "What Room?" as the answer.
Sheet out of luck!Wordplay — a ghost's "sheet," its costume, sounds like the phrase "out of luck," toned down to "sheet out of luck."
A dirty double-crosser.Wordplay — "double-crosser" means crossing twice, and "dirty" refers to not showering, together forming the phrase for a betrayer.
You look a bit flushed.Wordplay — "flushed" means both reddened in the face and the toilet flushing.
Heavy Metal.Wordplay — "Heavy Metal" is both a music genre and a description of the steel workers' trade.
They like to make a clean getaway.Wordplay — a "clean getaway" describes both a successful escape and being physically clean.
A toilet.People use a toilet briefly and regularly throughout the day, then leave.
The towel.The towel starts dry, absorbs the water off your body, and ends up wet while you end up dry.
Take a thin piece of tissue paper and place the tissue paper under the needle before putting it in water.The tissue paper supports the needle on the water's surface tension until the paper dissolves and sinks away, leaving the needle floating.
A towel.A towel absorbs the water it wipes off you, so drying you off makes the towel wetter.
The farmer takes a bath every day.A trick question — the farmer stays clean by bathing, just never by showering.
Because it got stuck in the crack.Wordplay — "crack" refers to both a crack in the road and slang for a part of the body toilet paper is used near.
He wanted to make a clean getawayWordplay — a "clean getaway" means an escape without getting caught, punning on being physically clean from the shower.
Stop imagining!A trick question — since the scenario is only imagined, you can escape it simply by stopping the imagining.
He uses a Hare dryerWordplay — "Hare dryer" sounds like "hairdryer," and "hare" is another word for rabbit.
To get to the bottom.Wordplay — "bottom" means both the base of the hill and the part of the body toilet paper is used for.
Mud-donna.The pun combines 'mud' with the singer's name Madonna to form 'Mud-donna,' implying she's covered in mud.
They might Pikachu (Peek at u).Wordplay — "Pikachu" sounds like "peek at you," an invasion of bathroom privacy.
Because he always comes out bone dry."Bone dry" is an idiom for being completely dry, punned here because a skeleton is literally made of bone.
A toiletry.This is a pun combining 'toilet paper' with 'tree' to form 'toiletry'.
If they don't shower.Wordplay — "smell" here means giving off an odor, not the sense of smell, since skipping showers makes a person smell bad.
A bathroom.Brushing teeth, flushing the toilet, and rushing in and out are all bathroom activities.
A towel.The more a towel dries something else, the more moisture it absorbs itself.
It was a Submarine.A submarine is designed to submerge, so it wasn't sinking by accident — it was simply diving underwater as intended.
Pilgrims.Wordplay — "Mayflowers" sounds like "Mayflower," the ship that brought the Pilgrims to America.
He was brain-washed.Wordplay — "brain-washed" literally means washing in the shower and figuratively means having your mind changed.
A towel.A towel gets wetter the more it dries something else off, since it absorbs the moisture.
Hiss and Hers.Wordplay — "Hiss," a snake sound, replaces "His" in the classic "His and Hers" towel set.