Choose an answer

A.Because he doesn't sweat.
B.Because he has no skin to dry off.
C.Because he never takes showers.
D.Because he always comes out bone dry.
Answer: Because he always comes out bone dry.

"Bone dry" is an idiom for being completely dry, punned here because a skeleton is literally made of bone.

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