Riddle

What do you call a person who crosses the road twice without taking a shower?

Choose an answer

A.A jaywalker
B.A repeat offender
C.A road hog
D.A dirty double-crosser.
Hint: It's a 3-word phrase with 19 letters, starting with "A".

Answer

A dirty double-crosser.

Why this is the answer

Wordplay — "double-crosser" means crossing twice, and "dirty" refers to not showering, together forming the phrase for a betrayer.

This riddle is filed under Bathroom Riddles and rated Medium.

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