Riddle

How can you tell if a vampire is sick?

Choose an answer

A.By his pale skin
B.By his lack of appetite
C.By his weak bite
D.By how much he's coffin.
Hint: It's a 5-word phrase with 18 letters, starting with "B".

Answer

By how much he's coffin.

Why this is the answer

Wordplay — "coffin" sounds like "coughing," a sign of sickness, and vampires sleep in coffins.

This riddle is filed under Halloween Riddles and rated Medium.