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Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Riddle
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Choose an answer
A.Because they have no hands
B.Because they live too deep in the ocean
C.Because pearls are too valuable
D.Because they're shellfish!
Hint: It's a 3-word phrase with 22 letters, starting with "B".
Answer
Because they're shellfish!
Why this is the answer
This puns on 'shellfish,' sounding like 'selfish,' describing the oyster's stinginess.
This riddle is filed under Funny Riddles and rated Easy.