Riddle

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Choose an answer

A.He forgot to add milk
B.He drank it too fast
C.He used the wrong mug
D.He drank his coffee before it was cool.
Hint: It's a 8-word phrase with 31 letters, starting with "H".

Answer

He drank his coffee before it was cool.

Why this is the answer

This puns on 'cool,' meaning both a temperature and trendy, poking fun at hipsters liking things before they're popular.

This riddle is filed under Funny Riddles and rated Easy.

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