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Why did the vampire read the newspaper?
Riddle
Why did the vampire read the newspaper?
Choose an answer
A.He wanted to check the weather
B.He was looking for victims' addresses
C.He enjoyed the daily comics
D.He heard it had great circulation!
Hint: It's a 6-word phrase with 28 letters, starting with "H".
Answer
He heard it had great circulation!
Why this is the answer
This puns on 'circulation,' meaning both a newspaper's readership numbers and blood circulation, which vampires crave.
This riddle is filed under Funny Riddles and rated Medium.