Riddle

What did the cell say to his sister who stood on his toe?

Choose an answer

A.Ouch!
B.Watch your step!
C.Move over!
D.Mitosis! (My-toe-sis)
Hint: It's a 2-word phrase with 15 letters, starting with "M".

Answer

Mitosis! (My-toe-sis)

Why this is the answer

Wordplay — "mitosis," the process of cell division, sounds like "my toe is," stepped on.

This riddle is filed under Dirty, Family Riddles and rated Easy.