EasyDirty Riddle
What do you call someone that steals soap?
Riddle
What do you call someone that steals soap?
Choose an answer
A.A soap thief
B.A clean criminal
C.A bar bandit
D.A dirty crook.
Hint: It's a 3-word phrase with 11 letters, starting with "A".
Answer
A dirty crook.
Why this is the answer
The pun is ironic: stealing soap (used for cleaning) still makes the thief a 'dirty' (dishonest) crook.
This riddle is filed under Dirty, Family Riddles and rated Easy.