Riddle

Why did the outlaw hold up the bakery?

Choose an answer

A.He wanted free bread
B.He was hiding from police
C.He craved fresh pastries
D.He kneaded the dough.
Hint: It's a 4-word phrase with 17 letters, starting with "H".

Answer

He kneaded the dough.

Why this is the answer

The pun plays on 'kneaded' (working bread dough) sounding like 'needed' (the outlaw needed money, or dough, slang for cash).

This riddle is filed under Dirty, Family Riddles and rated Easy.