Riddle

Why can't a cook swallow his apron?

Choose an answer

A.Because it's too big
B.Because it's tied too tight
C.Because it's made of fabric
D.Because it goes against his stomach.
Hint: It's a 6-word phrase with 30 letters, starting with "B".

Answer

Because it goes against his stomach.

Why this is the answer

The pun uses 'goes against his stomach' to mean both physically covering the stomach and being disgusting to swallow.

This riddle is filed under Dirty, Family Riddles and rated Easy.