Riddle

What did the reindeer say when he saw an elf?

Choose an answer

A.Hello there!
B.Nice hat!
C.Ho ho ho!
D.Nothing! Reindeer can't talk.
Hint: It's a 4-word phrase with 23 letters, starting with "N".

Answer

Nothing! Reindeer can't talk.

Why this is the answer

The joke is an anti-riddle: reindeer are real animals that cannot actually speak.

This riddle is filed under Dirty, Family Riddles and rated Easy.