Riddle

Why did Santa spell Christmas N - O - E?

Choose an answer

A.Because reindeer can't spell well
B.Because it's quicker to write
C.Because the elves misspelled it
D.Because the angel said NOEL - NO L.
Hint: It's a 8-word phrase with 26 letters, starting with "B".

Answer

Because the angel said NOEL - NO L.

Why this is the answer

Removing the "L" from "Noel" leaves "Noe," playing on the phrase "no L."

This riddle is filed under Dirty, Family Riddles and rated Hard.