3002.MediumTree Riddle

A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?

  • A.The monkey, since it climbs fastest.
  • B.The bird, since it can fly.
  • C.The squirrel, since it's smallest.
  • D.None of them, because you can't get a banana from a coconut tree.
Answer: None of them, because you can't get a banana from a coconut tree.

Coconut trees don't grow bananas, so no matter how fast any of the three racers climbs, none of them can win a banana at the top - the riddle's trick is in the mismatched fruit.

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3009.MediumTree Riddle

There are 2 cops parked along a one-way street looking for traffic violations. They spot a taxi driver going in the wrong direction, yet they do nothing. Why?

  • A.The street allowed two-way traffic
  • B.The cops were off duty
  • C.The taxi was actually parked
  • D.The taxi driver wasn't driving at the time, he was walking.
Answer: The taxi driver wasn't driving at the time, he was walking.

The word 'driver' is misleading; the person wasn't operating a vehicle at all.

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3020.MediumSpace Riddle

How are prisoners like astronauts?

  • A.Both wear uniforms
  • B.Both are isolated
  • C.Both follow strict schedules
  • D.Both interested in outer space.
Answer: Both interested in outer space.

Wordplay — prisoners want "out of" their cell, sounding like "outer," while astronauts study "outer space."

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3059.MediumSeason Riddle

Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the only two perennial vegetables?

  • A.Potatoes and onions
  • B.Garlic and ginger
  • C.Carrots and beets
  • D.Asparagus and rhubarb.
Answer: Asparagus and rhubarb.

Asparagus and rhubarb are perennial vegetables that regrow from the same roots year after year, unlike most vegetables which must be replanted annually.

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3061.EasySeason Riddle

Why is snow like a maple tree?

  • A.Both are white
  • B.Both come from clouds
  • C.Both melt in the sun
  • D.Because it leaves in the early spring.
Answer: Because it leaves in the early spring.

Wordplay — snow "leaves" (melts away) just as tree "leaves" fall, both happening around spring.

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3062.HardSeason Riddle

A man is in a room and the door is locked so he can't get out. He has with him a piano, a calendar, and a bed. How does he eat, drink, and get out?

  • A.He calls for help
  • B.He breaks the door down
  • C.He waits to be rescued
  • D.Dates from calendar for food, springs from bed for water, piano keys for escape.
Answer: Dates from calendar for food, springs from bed for water, piano keys for escape.

He eats the calendar's "dates," drinks water from the bed's "springs," and escapes by finding the right piano "key."

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3069.MediumSeason Riddle

A woman went to Virginia to get a job. She promised her mother she would come back and visit sometime. Then, in the middle of winter, her mother shouted, 'April is here!'. How is this possible?

  • A.Spring had arrived early
  • B.She was expecting a baby named April
  • C.It was a code phrase
  • D.The woman's name is April.
Answer: The woman's name is April.

The riddle plays on the name "April" being both a month and the woman's given name.

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3076.MediumPlanet Riddle

A forest exists somewhere on Earth. This forest has no life except for trees. After a storm, a tree was hit by lightning and fell. What sound would it make?

  • A.A loud crack
  • B.A rumble
  • C.A crash
  • D.None. Sound does not exist if it is unheard.
Answer: None. Sound does not exist if it is unheard.

This is the classic philosophical riddle asserting that without a listener present, there is no one to perceive the sound, so effectively none exists.

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3078.HardPlanet Riddle

I'm teary-eyed but never cry, silver-tongued, but never lie. double-winged, but never fly, air-cooled, but never dry. What am I?

  • A.Quicksilver ore
  • B.A silver coin
  • C.A mirror
  • D.Mercury. The element looks shiny, silver, and is wet. The god Mercury has two wings but only uses them to run.
Answer: Mercury. The element looks shiny, silver, and is wet. The god Mercury has two wings but only uses them to run.

This describes both the liquid metal mercury (shiny, wet, never fully dries) and the winged Roman god Mercury who never actually flies.

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3095.MediumNature Riddle

Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?

  • A.They were wearing wetsuits
  • B.The lake was actually empty
  • C.They were rescued instantly
  • D.Because they were all married and not single.
Answer: Because they were all married and not single.

This is a pun on 'single' meaning unmarried versus not getting 'wet' -- since all were married, none were 'single,' the riddle's real trick.

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3098.MediumNature Riddle

How does a river flood?

  • A.When it rains too much upstream
  • B.When a dam breaks
  • C.When the banks erode
  • D.When it gets to big for its bridges.
Answer: When it gets to big for its bridges.

This puns on someone getting 'too big for their britches,' swapped here to 'bridges' over a river.

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