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Why don't crabs give to charity?
Riddle
Why don't crabs give to charity?
Choose an answer
A.Because they have no hands
B.Because they live too deep in the ocean
C.Because their shells are too valuable
D.Because they're shellfish!
Hint: It's a 3-word phrase with 22 letters, starting with "B".
Answer
Because they're shellfish!
Why this is the answer
This puns on 'shellfish,' sounding like 'selfish,' describing the crab's stinginess.
This riddle is filed under Funny Riddles and rated Easy.