Riddle

I don't trust stairs.

Choose an answer

A.They're too steep to climb
B.They creak too much at night
C.They lead to the attic
D.They're always up to something!
Hint: It's a 5-word phrase with 25 letters, starting with "T".

Answer

They're always up to something!

Why this is the answer

This puns on 'up to something,' meaning both suspicious behavior and stairs literally leading upward.

This riddle is filed under Funny Riddles and rated Easy.

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