Riddle

What's the difference between a Teacher and a Train?

Choose an answer

A.Both give homework
B.Both have wheels
C.Both run late
D.The Teacher says "Spit out your gum!" And the train says "Chew, Chew, Chew!"
Hint: It's a 14-word phrase with 55 letters, starting with "T".

Answer

The Teacher says "Spit out your gum!" And the train says "Chew, Chew, Chew!"

Why this is the answer

'Chew, chew' mimics the sound of a train ('choo choo') while contrasting with a teacher scolding a student for chewing gum.

This riddle is filed under Dirty, Family Riddles and rated Easy.